30. It’s All About Equality
Do the chickens need to start a #TimesUp movement?
![30. It’s All About Equality](/fp/static/_d_a4ccecda-e038-4dbf-9862-68218923e4aa.jpeg)
![30. It’s All About Equality](/fp/static/_m_a4ccecda-e038-4dbf-9862-68218923e4aa.jpeg)
Let’s be treating our female chickens just like the roosters, okay?
29. Just Say No to “H”
So the chicken doesn’t like the letter ‘H’!
![29. Just Say No to “H”](/fp/static/_d_ac6aacb2-d2c7-493a-9d9c-961841bbeabf.jpeg)
![29. Just Say No to “H”](/fp/static/_m_ac6aacb2-d2c7-493a-9d9c-961841bbeabf.jpeg)
Is that any reason to publically shame the poor darlin’?
28. I’m Protesting Babies
You know we can name a few tiny humans we wouldn’t mind terrorizing either.
![28. I’m Protesting Babies](/fp/static/_d_d0a6b9c2-cffd-4137-b41a-37a3055758fd.jpeg)
![28. I’m Protesting Babies](/fp/static/_m_d0a6b9c2-cffd-4137-b41a-37a3055758fd.jpeg)
And for all you know he’s just playing a game of tag!
27. Absolutely No Shame
We don’t even want to begin to imagine what this chicken found necessary to do to the poor toy.
![27. Absolutely No Shame](/fp/static/_d_15ef1250-f12d-4e44-b529-cca0901656a6.jpeg)
![27. Absolutely No Shame](/fp/static/_m_15ef1250-f12d-4e44-b529-cca0901656a6.jpeg)
Shameful is right!
26. It’s a Hunt!
Maybe mom needs to think of it as an easter egg hunt!
![26. It’s a Hunt!](/fp/static/_d_18284337-a022-42f2-a5e7-f0efca64d54e.jpeg)
![26. It’s a Hunt!](/fp/static/_m_18284337-a022-42f2-a5e7-f0efca64d54e.jpeg)
Don’t you know they taste better after you’ve spent hours searching for them in the sun?
25. That’s A’more!
This is one dedicated chicken that’s for sure.
![25. That’s A’more!](/fp/static/_d_69a24c4d-c4b2-4a31-8973-aad889643693.jpeg)
![25. That’s A’more!](/fp/static/_m_69a24c4d-c4b2-4a31-8973-aad889643693.jpeg)
Though we’ll admit we have come close to doing the same thing at an Olive Garden during their unlimited pasta deal.
24. Well, that stinks…
Not the PlayStation!
![24. Well, that stinks…](/fp/static/_d_37bc6890-7f76-4f3d-9db1-4f6ff8f9b00d.jpeg)
![24. Well, that stinks…](/fp/static/_m_37bc6890-7f76-4f3d-9db1-4f6ff8f9b00d.jpeg)
Anything but the PlayStation!
23. A Special Surprise for You
She was only trying to give a gift.
![23. A Special Surprise for You](/fp/static/_d_2bf4f0d8-4b51-4899-aae1-40ffd92cafbc.jpeg)
![23. A Special Surprise for You](/fp/static/_m_2bf4f0d8-4b51-4899-aae1-40ffd92cafbc.jpeg)
Lighten up, mom!
22. An Easy Lay
![22. An Easy Lay](/fp/static/_d_c2e54ffb-d5f4-47bd-8ac8-e5ee63a4bceb.jpeg)
![22. An Easy Lay](/fp/static/_m_c2e54ffb-d5f4-47bd-8ac8-e5ee63a4bceb.jpeg)
It seems like this Miss Chickie gets around more than Samantha Jones from Sex in the City!
21. Naughty Clucks!
One loves to eat cat turds and the other likes to bite the poor kitties.
![21. Naughty Clucks!](/fp/static/_d_d40975c9-a8f7-4799-a271-459230df53eb.jpeg)
![21. Naughty Clucks!](/fp/static/_m_d40975c9-a8f7-4799-a271-459230df53eb.jpeg)
It seems to me, this duo could be the Bonnie and Clyde of chickens!
20. Shady Lady
Get your own kids, lady!
![20. Shady Lady](/fp/static/_d_0043542d-2872-44e3-8ef0-7bbc41e97203.jpeg)
![20. Shady Lady](/fp/static/_m_0043542d-2872-44e3-8ef0-7bbc41e97203.jpeg)
She definitely looks like a villain chicken!
19. Rise and Shine
Someone’s definitely feeling salty over their bad hairstyle.
![19. Rise and Shine](/fp/static/_d_75b0b197-6773-42ad-ace2-aa502dac5d80.jpeg)
![19. Rise and Shine](/fp/static/_m_75b0b197-6773-42ad-ace2-aa502dac5d80.jpeg)
That doesn’t mean you have to turn into a living alarm clock!
18. Chicken Attack!
Now, this is just cruel.
![18. Chicken Attack!](/fp/static/_d_be70f20b-69fb-4777-aa74-2b8da9d05108.jpeg)
![18. Chicken Attack!](/fp/static/_m_be70f20b-69fb-4777-aa74-2b8da9d05108.jpeg)
What did the cat ever do to you?
17. Sounds Like a Personal Problem
![17. Sounds Like a Personal Problem](/fp/static/_d_93842fe5-7316-419b-bebd-7f15cb5070bf.jpeg)
![17. Sounds Like a Personal Problem](/fp/static/_m_93842fe5-7316-419b-bebd-7f15cb5070bf.jpeg)
We’re pretty sure there’s an ointment available for that.
16. Up to No Good
Who doesn’t love a game of hide and go seek?
![16. Up to No Good](/fp/static/_d_f2c68c33-9c6c-4493-9f6f-d7d2042fbdb6.jpeg)
![16. Up to No Good](/fp/static/_m_f2c68c33-9c6c-4493-9f6f-d7d2042fbdb6.jpeg)
And this one comes with the bonus of breakfast at the end! It’s a win/win situation!
15. I'm Hungry!
![15. I'm Hungry!](/fp/static/_d_f7b80bcb-c652-4708-957d-6ff904d8a967.jpeg)
![15. I'm Hungry!](/fp/static/_m_f7b80bcb-c652-4708-957d-6ff904d8a967.jpeg)
Maybe if you fed me more than seeds I wouldn’t need to eat a frog!
14. Hold Me…NOW!
Talk about a demanding little lady.
![14. Hold Me…NOW!](/fp/static/_d_e5a7331d-e513-4e25-b22b-0c3d122ae7a7.jpeg)
![14. Hold Me…NOW!](/fp/static/_m_e5a7331d-e513-4e25-b22b-0c3d122ae7a7.jpeg)
Though we hear chicken cuddles are the best.
13. A Dash of Chicken Flair
Personally, we think it gives the sidewalk some character.
![13. A Dash of Chicken Flair](/fp/static/_d_dc843eb1-c476-4f2b-9d96-fbeeb7a5e3f7.jpeg)
![13. A Dash of Chicken Flair](/fp/static/_m_dc843eb1-c476-4f2b-9d96-fbeeb7a5e3f7.jpeg)
A nice little accent!
12. Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop!
![12. Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop!](/fp/static/_d_c6ac6987-e690-406e-a8b6-e7ef9506d246.jpeg)
![12. Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop!](/fp/static/_m_c6ac6987-e690-406e-a8b6-e7ef9506d246.jpeg)
It might be time to threaten this bird with a deep fryer.
11. Cluckin’ and Complainin’
We can’t say we disagree with this statement.
![11. Cluckin’ and Complainin’](/fp/static/_d_9ed16f90-da37-456a-8689-e118ad620ef2.jpeg)
![11. Cluckin’ and Complainin’](/fp/static/_m_9ed16f90-da37-456a-8689-e118ad620ef2.jpeg)
Sometimes you just need to voice your complaints.
10. No Manners at All
![10. No Manners at All](/fp/static/_d_ad47dc5a-6ec3-4b01-a3b1-b60c54b49294.jpeg)
![10. No Manners at All](/fp/static/_m_ad47dc5a-6ec3-4b01-a3b1-b60c54b49294.jpeg)
Now, this should be a one-way ticket to a box of drumsticks.
9. Binge Eaters Anonymous
It may be time to send this binging bird to a fat camp.
![9. Binge Eaters Anonymous](/fp/static/_d_aed14da8-4c3f-4454-9500-da1456371ea9.jpeg)
![9. Binge Eaters Anonymous](/fp/static/_m_aed14da8-4c3f-4454-9500-da1456371ea9.jpeg)
Therapy is definitely needed!
8. I Just Wanna Dance With Somebody
We have the same problem.
![8. I Just Wanna Dance With Somebody](/fp/static/_d_8d6a14a4-4292-4e54-a439-75817ac69ceb.jpeg)
![8. I Just Wanna Dance With Somebody](/fp/static/_m_8d6a14a4-4292-4e54-a439-75817ac69ceb.jpeg)
Our dance of choice is the running man. What’s yours?
7. I Left You a Present
No that’s not a new design.
![7. I Left You a Present](/fp/static/_d_b4823dd0-b12e-4de9-8024-bcfdef12b73d.jpeg)
![7. I Left You a Present](/fp/static/_m_b4823dd0-b12e-4de9-8024-bcfdef12b73d.jpeg)
It’s simply chicken poop.
6. No, No We Won’t Go!
This doesn’t seem like too much to ask.
![6. No, No We Won’t Go!](/fp/static/_d_a6621091-843d-4f2e-91ed-da86e90a2e68.jpeg)
![6. No, No We Won’t Go!](/fp/static/_m_a6621091-843d-4f2e-91ed-da86e90a2e68.jpeg)
Give the poor birds some peanuts!
5. Save Yourself!
![5. Save Yourself!](/fp/static/_d_3db53d2d-af12-4a37-bd0a-222a07de154e.jpeg)
![5. Save Yourself!](/fp/static/_m_3db53d2d-af12-4a37-bd0a-222a07de154e.jpeg)
We would think the chicken would be far more concerned with its own life than alerting the fox and the family.
4. Wake Up! Feed Me!
It seems like this chicken has got their human properly trained.
![4. Wake Up! Feed Me!](/fp/static/_d_ca599af9-fb56-4d34-b171-18e95da48dd2.jpeg)
![4. Wake Up! Feed Me!](/fp/static/_m_ca599af9-fb56-4d34-b171-18e95da48dd2.jpeg)
You tell ’em chickie!
3. Rebel with a Feathery Cause
There’s always one rebel in the flock.
![3. Rebel with a Feathery Cause](/fp/static/_d_ec5fbf32-41e2-4746-8f51-a5cc325fbabc.jpeg)
![3. Rebel with a Feathery Cause](/fp/static/_m_ec5fbf32-41e2-4746-8f51-a5cc325fbabc.jpeg)
We feel for poor Jasmine though. Will someone help her over the fence?
2. Withholding the Goods!
It may be time to put out or get our Miss Henny!
![2. Withholding the Goods!](/fp/static/_d_f242cd2f-0f73-49c3-b66b-4c7c7fd0d373.jpeg)
![2. Withholding the Goods!](/fp/static/_m_f242cd2f-0f73-49c3-b66b-4c7c7fd0d373.jpeg)
You can’t be freeloading forever!
1. Anti-Grass State
Well, someone was hungry.
![1. Anti-Grass State](/fp/static/_d_7319bfca-38ec-4663-a2f2-8361784a9775.jpeg)
![1. Anti-Grass State](/fp/static/_m_7319bfca-38ec-4663-a2f2-8361784a9775.jpeg)
Who needs a lawn man?