30. It’s All About Equality
Image: Bored Panda
Do the chickens need to start a #TimesUp movement? Let’s be treating our female chickens just like the roosters, okay?
29. Just Say No to “H”
Image: Bored Panda
So the chicken doesn’t like the letter ‘H’! Is that any reason to publically shame the poor darlin’?
28. I’m Protesting Babies
Image: Bored Panda
You know we can name a few tiny humans we wouldn’t mind terrorizing either. And for all you know he’s just playing a game of tag!
27. Absolutely No Shame
Image: Bored Panda
We don’t even want to begin to imagine what this chicken found necessary to do to the poor toy. Shameful is right!
26. It’s a Hunt!
Image: Bored Panda
Maybe mom needs to think of it as an easter egg hunt! Don’t you know they taste better after you’ve spent hours searching for them in the sun?
25. That’s A’more!
Image: Bored Panda
This is one dedicated chicken that’s for sure. Though we’ll admit we have come close to doing the same thing at an Olive Garden during their unlimited pasta deal.
24. Well, that stinks…
Image: Bored Panda
Not the PlayStation! Anything but the PlayStation!
23. A Special Surprise for You
Image: Bored Panda
She was only trying to give a gift. Lighten up, mom!
22. An Easy Lay
Image: Bored Panda
It seems like this Miss Chickie gets around more than Samantha Jones from Sex in the City!
21. Naughty Clucks!
Image: Bored Panda
One loves to eat cat turds and the other likes to bite the poor kitties. It seems to me, this duo could be the Bonnie and Clyde of chickens!
20. Shady Lady
Image: Bored Panda
Get your own kids, lady! She definitely looks like a villain chicken!
19. Rise and Shine
Image: Bored Panda
Someone’s definitely feeling salty over their bad hairstyle. That doesn’t mean you have to turn into a living alarm clock!
18. Chicken Attack!
Image: Bored Panda
Now, this is just cruel. What did the cat ever do to you?
17. Sounds Like a Personal Problem
Image: The Chive
We’re pretty sure there’s an ointment available for that.
16. Up to No Good
Image: Bored Panda
Who doesn’t love a game of hide and go seek? And this one comes with the bonus of breakfast at the end! It’s a win/win situation!
15.
Image: Bored Panda
Maybe if you fed me more than seeds I wouldn’t need to eat a frog!
14. Hold Me…NOW!
Image: Bored Panda
Talk about a demanding little lady. Though we hear chicken cuddles are the best.
13. A Dash of Chicken Flair
Image: Bored Panda
Personally, we think it gives the sidewalk some character. A nice little accent!
12. Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop!
Image: Bored Panda
It might be time to threaten this bird with a deep fryer.
11. Cluckin’ and Complainin’
Image: Bored Panda
We can’t say we disagree with this statement. Sometimes you just need to voice your complaints.
10. No Manners at All
Image: Bored Panda
Now, this should be a one-way ticket to a box of drumsticks.
9. Binge Eaters Anonymous
Image: Bored Panda
It may be time to send this binging bird to a fat camp. Therapy is definitely needed!
8. I Just Wanna Dance With Somebody
Image: Bored Panda
We have the same problem. Our dance of choice is the running man. What’s yours?
7. I Left You a Present
Image: Bored Panda
No that’s not a new design. It’s simply chicken poop.
6. No, No We Won’t Go!
Image: Bored Panda
This doesn’t seem like too much to ask. Give the poor birds some peanuts!
5. Save Yourself!
Image: Bored Panda
We would think the chicken would be far more concerned with its own life than alerting the fox and the family.
4. Wake Up! Feed Me!
Image: Bored Panda
It seems like this chicken has got their human properly trained. You tell ’em chickie!
3. Rebel with a Feathery Cause
Image: Bored Panda
There’s always one rebel in the flock. We feel for poor Jasmine though. Will someone help her over the fence?
2. Withholding the Goods!
Image: Ranker
It may be time to put out or get our Miss Henny! You can’t be freeloading forever!
1. Anti-Grass State
Image: Ranker
Well, someone was hungry. Who needs a lawn man?
