Shame on the Menu
You know, we have to agree that if you’re going to eat pieces of a leg from a female kid you should probably be ashamed. Either that or the ‘po” is ashamed at being on the same plate as a human being.
Talk about a major language translation failure. We’d be second guessing eating at this establishment.
Sounds Inedible
We’re not sure what offends us more…the fact the restaurant misspelled “delicious” or the fact they are serving made to order hampers.
Does the clothing cost extra?
Wow, That’s REALLY Italian
This restaurant is NOT playing around when it comes to telling the world how Italian it is.
We’re talking Real Housewives of New Jersey or The Sopranos type of Italian. Don’t ask for Prego here. You’ll end up whacked!
Hold the Infectious Diseases, Please
Yeah, we’d like the tortillas sans smallpox, please? We love how they tried to sneak that option in between the chicken and vegetarian options.
Maybe they thought no one would notice?
Thanks, But No Thanks
When it comes to raw fish you’re taking a gamble already, so when a restaurant is telling you the sushi is bad upfront…you better listen!
Personally, we’re not interested in fishy fish and mushy rice!
Wendy’s New Menu
Wendy’s is certainly trying out a new progressive menu.
Well, we are living in times where equality is of utmost importance, so why can’t the girl chickens get some love?
Sorry, Men!
So, this is what happens in China when you cheat on your wife. You end up on the menu as a “delicious roasted husband.”
Men, you better think twice about spending extra time in the office with your secretary. The outcome may not be what you expect.
We’ll Just Cook Tonight
As much as we love steak and pizza, both of these restaurants won’t be on our must-eat list.
While we do love a good stuffed crust, the addition of herpes just ruins the overall flavor. And steak with pee and poo is just a little too indulgent for our palates.
Restaurant for Cheaters
The perfect restaurant to eat at if you’re a cheating harlot! You can enjoy your adulteress meat and vegetables, made fresh daily!
We wonder if this is how the restaurant targets women they might see as a threat to the community’s husbands?
Now That’s Intimidating…
Nothing about this burger seems realistic. In fact, this is a big fat fail in terms of plating if we’ve ever seen one.
One false move on the sword and he’ll be wearing those burger patties.
What’s Full Fat Ice?
Thank god someone finally invented diet ice. We’ve been drinking all of our beverages warm out of fear of gaining weight.
How do they remove all the fat from the water though? Is it magic?
We Only Eat Children Warm
There’s nothing better after a long day than Spicy Cold Children! Who wants to eat them warm?
Not us…the colder the better. It completely enhances the flavor.
Fancy Ceaser Salad
Nothing about this Caesar salad looks easy to eat. This is a case of plating gone wrong…really wrong. And what’s with the napkin holder crouton?
Just give us some amazing, buttery croutons! And where’s they parmesan cheese? That’s a key ingredient!
What Defines “Real”?
We’d love to know the difference between the chicken and the REAL chicken. Is the chicken that’s only $3.70 a strange byproduct of chicken parts?
Is it a plant-based chicken? This sounds like the start of a new mystery for Nancy Drew and the Case of the Mystery Meat!
Lego Bread Bowl
Some may find this inventive…we consider it an epic fail. How are those legos even remotely sanitary?
Food and crumbs are bound to get into the nooks and crannies of the legos. Gross!
Font Choice Does Matter
We’re pretty sure this restaurant is named “Fort Taco.” Sadly, the font choice has now made this little joint the laughing stock of the town with the name appearing to be “Fart Taco.”
Though…the new name does speak the truth. We sure know Taco Bell gives us the bean-produced toots.
Putting the “Kid” in Kid’s Menu
Nothing says “Kid’s Menu” like “deep fried baby!” Has anyone called the police on this restaurant yet? Social services?
Hello, there’s an underground fried baby ring going on at this joint!
At Least They’re Honest
We’re pretty sure owners Bill and Ann didn’t mean to alert their customers that their food will give them gas. This is a major fail in sign design.
The couple surely meant well, but if they’re wondering why business is so slow…it’s most likely the promise of horrible gas after dinner.
No…It Doesn’t
Yeah…we’re pretty sure that STRESSED spelled backward is TRESSED…Talk about a marketing mishap.
Someone needs to go back to grade school and learn their ABCs.
No Comment…
No…we do not want the anus beef.
Please, use the spell and grammar check before you print the menus next time. Oy vey!
Upscale Isn’t Always Convenient
Plate the meal in a bowl they said. It will look upscale they said. No one accounted for the mess it would create trying to reach the french fries at the bottom.
We give this plating…a ZERO!
Do Clothes Cost Extra?
Well, thank god the Sunday special is turkey with his clothes on! A naked turkey would be totally inappropriate on the Lord’s day of rest.
What are people thinking about selling nudist turkeys in the first place?
Dishes Were Too Expensive
When you’re a restaurant on a budget just grab a flower pot. Who needs a plate? As nifty as this is…we fail to see how this is a good idea.
Flower pots are quite porous, which means they would never get completely clean.
Hope Rob is Okay!
Poor Rob…if he only knew that his final demise would be ending up on someone’s plate.
We hear he’s delicious dipped in butter!
Chinese Food May Cause Weight Gain
You know, who needs a fortune cookie? This restaurant’s name says it all.
The truth is if you did eat Chinese on a regular basis you most likely would put on a few pounds. However, we are willing to take that risk for some sesame chicken.
Sorry, Kids…
Well, this restaurant is straight out of a child’s nightmares. Someone should have probably stepped in and reconsidered this restaurant name.
Nothing like causing neverending trauma to children over some fish and chips!
Must Be Color Blind
It seems this restaurant is run by the colorblind.
You’d think for a place called Yellow Basket, they’d actually serve the food in…well, yellow baskets!? Oh well, A for the effort we guess…
Food or Art?
Who would want to eat this? Like did an art student get loose in the kitchen?
It’s a salad…not a Picasso. Just place it in a bowl and call it a day!
Honesty Policy Gone Too Far
Does this restaurant even want business? Talk about the worst letters to burn out on that LED sign.
One has to wonder how the dinner rush was that night? Maybe it actually brought in some curious bystanders to see just how nasty it really was!
The Sticker Adds More Flavor
Nothing says refreshing like a lemon wedge with a sticker on it.
We hear the glue adds a nice flavor to the water. Who needs Crystal Light? Just give us the sticker!